Megan Fox Admits She Has Some Kind Of Mental Problem

September 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Do you know what time it is, class? It’s time for another priceless lecture from your favorite professor: Dr. Nag Em (an anagram for Megan) Fox!!! This time around, Megan is getting really personal. All of you Marilyn Monroe fans out there (I’m talking to you, HoHan) might want to wrap your keyboard with Saran wrap, because you will get vommy all over it.

In the new issue of Wonderland Magazine (via The Examiner), Megan queefs, “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.

Hmm…Now, I’m not a doctor, but I’m guessing Megan has a severe case of verbal bulimia with just a mild dash of Mememememem Syndrome and maybe a bit of Cockalitis of the throat. The cure is to take 50mgs of STFU every hour on the hour!

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