Katherine Hagel Is Off Of Grey’s Anatomy (For 5 Episodes)

For the next few weeks, there will be a paaaaarty every single day on the set of Grey’s Anatomy, because Katherine Hagel’s annoying ass won’t be there. EW’s Michael Ausiello confirms that the producers of Grey’s allowed Hagel to take a 5-episode hiatus to go shoot a movie called Life As We Know It with Josh Duhamel.

Hagel, who once bitched about working 17-hour days on Grey’s, will start her leave of absence this month. Ellen Pompeo is also going to be away at the same time, because she has baby stuff to deal with.

E!’s Kristin reports (SPOILER ALERT) that Hagel’s character will get fired when Seattle Grace merges with another hospital and they are forced to downsize.

Hopefully, the producers of Grey’s realize it’s a paradise without Hagel and they change the locks and burn her trailer down. Better yet, they just have to declare the entire set a “No Smoking or Cunting Zone” and that bitch will spontaneously combust on her own.