Jon Gosselin Is A Lame Fish

September 2, 2009 / Posted by:

Anyone who has seen at least one episode Douche & Cunt Plus 8 knows that Kate Gosselin knows how to slowly rip Jon’s nutsack from the root with her words of cuntness and master shank eye (my hero). We know this, but Jon felt the need to state the obvious during an interview with Good Morning America.

Jon cried, “I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down. She’ll call me like, almost like a lame fish. Like I wasn’t going anywhere.”

Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life’s greatest douche mysteries.

Jon went on to moan like a toddler that Kate regularly left him with the child army while she went off trying to make some money, “Well, excuse me, I’m taking care of the kids. She’s on book tours, she’s doing all these things. You know, she’s gone a week. You know, comes back. Packs up and leaves again. I’m standing there like, ‘Oh, OK. Your mom’s gone again.‘”

While it is entertaining watching these two make complete assholes out of themselves in the media, they should really be talking to a team of trained psychiatric professionals in the comfort of a padded room for two.

It’s absolutely hilarious that these twats are always whining about how the media won’t leave their asses alone, yet they are always butt fucking us with interview after interview. Every time I turn around, one of them is blabbing to someone.

When are they both going to pay a little visit to the Dog Whisperer so that Cesar Milan can put a bark collar on the both of ’em.

Here’s some pictures of Ed Hardy’s butt buddy and his glamorous mother in Las Vegas a couple of days ago.

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