For some reason, Rachel “Chupacabra” Zoe is in Blanco, TX. Maybe she was styling Shelley Duvall for the Roswell UFO Festival? Yeah, who knows, but somehow Chupa ended up passing out in some dude’s barn. She probably had too much Starbucks and Adderall and crashed majorly.
Chupa was discovered by some hillbillies who took her to the local taxidermist. It’s happened before. Chupa will be fine. I’m sure she’ll wake up from her caffeine coma in a couple of days and strut back to Hollywood where she’ll shut it down for Eva Mendes and throw bananas at Anne Hathaway. Or something. Yes, I watch her show. Yes, I’m ashamed.
Here’s Chupa looking much healthier a few days ago with her husband in Malibu.