Uterus Abuse: Michelle Duggar Is Knocked Up With Her 19th BABY!!!!!

September 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Everybody, please gather around, hold hands and bow your heads for Michelle Duggar’s lady parts, because they are going to go through some fucked up traumatic shit for like the zillionth time! Jim Bob, Michelle and their massive neverending child army were on Today this morning where they announced that they are expecting baby #19!!!!! Yes, the baby addict is getting her fix again! BABEHS just keep popping out of that clown car vag!

The 42-year-old babyhead told Meredith Vieira, “We are so thrilled. We just couldn’t believe it is happening.” Jim Bob added, “This never gets old. We are so grateful for each child. We are looking forward to our first grand baby and our 19th child.”

Never gets old?! Tell that to Michelle’s uterus! That poor thing has been holding up a white flag since baby #10 and nobody is listening. When baby #19 is about to come somersaulting out, Michelle’s uterus is going to grab on to its feet while screaming “TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!” All it wants to do is to get out of that crazy bitch’s body, head to the nearest crack house and drown its pain in the bad shit. Do you blame it? Even Ken Seeley from Intervention is shaking his head and saying, “Do you what you gotta do, Duggar Uterus.”

Michelle added that she knows at her age there are certain risks (i.e. her pussy could fall off and throw itself into incoming traffic). Michelle says as far as she knows, her fetus is doing well. Michelle and the entire family would know! If they want to check on her fetus, they just have to pack a few granola bars, crawl into her vag, skip down her pussy tunnel toward her womb and wave to the fetus. Seriously, when Michelle is done being a human popcorn machine, she can open up a theme park in there. WOMBLAND!

Michelle and Jim Bob’s oldest child, Joshua, is also expecting a baby friend this October with his wife. Michelle 3-months pregnant and is due in the spring.

In case you didn’t know, all of the Duggars 18 children have names starting with the letter J. Michelle said that the family has already printed up a list of J names for boys and girls that they haven’t used yet. How about “JUSTSTOPTHISFUCKERYALREADY Duggar“?

And here’s a list of all of the Duggar children. While reading it, you might want to pet your vag and reassure it that you will never ever do this to it:

  1. Joshua James, 21
  2. Jane Marie, 19
  3. John-David, 19
  4. Jill Michelle, 18
  5. Jessa Lauren, 16
  6. Jinger Nicole, 15
  7. Joseph Garrett, 14
  8. Josiah Matthew, 13
  9. Joy-Anna, 11
  10. Jedidiah Robert, 10
  11. Jeremiah Robert, 10
  12. Jason Michael, 9
  13. James Andrew, 8
  14. Justin Samuel, 6
  15. Jackson Levi, 5
  16. Johanna Faith, 3
  17. Jennifer Danielle, 2
  18. Jordyn-Grace, 8 months

VIA Popeater

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