The latest pair of astronauts to go where every celebwhore who has every had a baby goes are David Boreanaz and his wife Jaime Berman. The two welcomed their second oxygen-stealer into this world yesterday. Right before she popped, Jaime told People, “We’ve been trying to have another baby for a couple of years now so we are beyond excited. We’re over the moon.”
Speaking of, David and Jaime’s baby just might try to fart her way all the way to the moon when she realizes what her parents named her. David and Jaime named their baby girl Bardot Vita Boreanaz.
Bardot’s 7-year-old brother will grab on to her when she busts out of there, because his name is Jaden Rayne. Bardot Vita and Jaden Rayne! I don’t know if they sound like the members of an early 90s R&B girl group or the stars of a late-night Cinemax movie.