Sarah Jessica Parker stuffed her veiny hooves (which kind of look like pesto chicken) into a pair of Louboutins (pronounced: overpriced shit) for the first day of filming on Sex (Only With The Help Of Replens) and the Retirement Community 2. That means you will probably see endless amounts of pictures of the 3 hags and Mrs. Rojo Caliente frolicking all over NYC while filming this mess. I can’t wait to see Samantha working a Louis Vuitton colostomy bag.
Personally, I’m excited about this for one reason and one reason only: Possibly new pictures of the reclusive gayelle unicorn that is ROJO CALIENTE!!! YES! It’s been ages. I tried to lure her out by leaving a trail of Home Depot coupons, but it didn’t work.