Get Yourself Some Hubby Hubby!

September 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Same-sex couples in Vermont will be able to get married starting today and in honor of this momentous occasion, Ben & Jerry’s has temporarily renamed “Chubby Hubby” to “Hubby Hubby” for 30 days. Hubby Hubby is made of fudge-covered peanut-butter filled salty pretzel wangs and vanilla cream. That’s not a butt sex joke. Those are the actual ingredients.

Ben & Jerry’s issued this statement of words about Hubby Hubby:

“The legalization of marriage for gay and lesbian couples in Vermont is certainly a step in the right direction, and something worth celebrating with peace, love – and plenty of ice cream.”

You can buy Hubby Hubby from Ben & Jerry’s ice cream trucks in Vermont. They aren’t changing the labels on Chubby Hubby in grocery stores.

While this is awesome of Ben & Jerry’s, I can’t help but feel that they left the lezzies out! I mean, couldn’t they rename “Cherry Garcia” to “Cherry Gayellecia“? Or what about, “Everything But The….Penis.” Or simply, “Fish Food.

VIA Joe. My. God.

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