Even Major Hollywood Movie Stars Do Their Mother’s Dishes

September 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Possible Greyhound beater and overall manslut Gerard Butler still keeps it real whenever he goes back to Glasgow and he has his mom to thank for that. Gerry tells the NYDN that his mother is not impressed that he’s making millions of dollars and tickling Jennifer Aniston’s thirstay poon.

Gerry said, “I go home and they’ll cook Christmas ­dinner, and she’s like, ‘C’mon, give a hand, come on, wash the dishes or put the dishes away.’ And I’m like, ‘Mom, I am a major Hollywood movie star, I can’t be doing this. It’s embarrassing.'” Gerry went to say that no matter how much he whines about his shit being made of sparkly gold he always ends up on his hands and knees, wiping her floor.

Gerry needs an abuelita in his life. Bitch wouldn’t have even made it to the word “movie,” because an abuelita would’ve cut his tongue out way before then and made menudo out of it.

And you know what’s even more embarrassing than a major Hollywood movie star doing dishes? A major Hollywood movie star’s mother not having a dishwasher and a Roomba!

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