Chris Brown Blames Larry King

September 1, 2009 / Posted by:

Yesterday, CNN released a short clip of Chris Brown’s interview with Larry King (which airs Wednesday) where he says he doesn’t “wow, remember, like, wow” beating Alien Princess RiRi. Well, the second coming of Ike Turner released a loooooong ass statement crying about how Larry King basically pushed him into saying he got a shot of amnesia. This is what the WOW MC had to say. Blame it on the zombie:

There have been reports on the Internet that I didn’t remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.

That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like 4 or 5 times — and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.

The first four times – or how ever many times it was – I gave the same answer — which was that I didn’t think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn’t fair to Rihanna. The fifth time – or whatever it was – I just misspoke. I was asked, “Do you remember doing it?” and I said, “No.”

Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.

As I have said several times previously, I am ashamed of and sorry for what happened that night and I wish I could relive that moment and change things, but I can’t. I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future.

If Chris didn’t want to talk about it, why in the hell was he on Larry King? Did he think he was there to discuss how purdy his little boy blue outfit was? I love it when celebwhores say shit like “I don’t want to discuss that” during interviews. Then take your ass out of there and stop wasting everyone’s time.

And Larry has battled dinosaurs, lived through the dark ages and fought in the war of 1812, so the likes of Chris Brown throwing the blame on him isn’t going to affect him at all. Actually, I don’t even think Larry King knows who Chris Brown is. Pepaw probably thought he was interviewing Buster Brown (the bow tie gave it away).

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