Stacy Haiduk wasn’t the only bitch who killed hos on the red carpet last night. No, seriously I think hos really did die of a heart attack after seeing her satanic purssy. Anyway, a bunch of other bitches brought the glamour and they brought it hard! Eff the Oscars! Next to every child beauty pageant on Toddlers & Tiaras, the Daytime Emmys is the most glamorous event of the year! Who needs dignity when you have glamour? Here are just some of my favorites:
Kate Linder (above) – Kate showed up Heather Mills by finding a way to re-purpose every 80s prom and bridesmaid dress found in the dumpster behind a Salvation Army in the San Fernando Valley. This trick looks like one of Elton John’s napkins.
Judith Chapman – Judith just stopped in to say “hi” while on her way to Bethlehem to give gifts to Baby Jesus.
Sandra Lee – It looks like somebody had too many “Ocean Breeze Cocktails” (aka HYPNOTIQ). Sandra does everything semi-homemade, even her fake tan! Sandra used two parts Tang powder, one part blended down Cheetos and just a splash of Tabasco. Take three shots of any kind of booze that’s nearby to get that extra special glow. Delicious.
Susan Lucci – Needs no explanation.
Wendy Williams – Suddenly I have a major craving for honey dew and pork rinds.
Big Bird – The hottest bitch on the carpet. Truth.