Kerry Katona Has Been Blacklisted

August 31, 2009 / Posted by:

Friends of Kerry Katona say she’s jobless, broke and still majorly hongray for the bad shit. They also said that Kerry is having a hard time getting her hands on the Lohan powder, because she owes several dealers a lot of money. Instead of breaking her knee caps or ripping her safe out of the wall, Kerry’s dealers have decided to stop serving her. They are no longer returning her calls. Shit just got serious.

One dealer told the Daily Star, “She was such a good customer that she got things on tick. But most of the dealers have turned their backs on her. Some have changed their numbers so she can’t ring. She’s so skint that she still owes some of them money. Nobody is looking for the money back though, they realize her problems are bigger than theirs.

When even your dealer feels sorry in the heart for you, it’s probably time to put yourself in the tank, close the lid and never come out until you’re no longer getting the shakes when you watch Scarface. And Kerry’s family better clear the house of all products with any kind of chemical in it, because you know that bitch is going to start smoking Drano and sticking NyQuil tampons up her cooze.

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