FYI: Macaulay Culkin Is Not The Father

August 31, 2009 / Posted by:

Joe Jackson can stop trying to produce a remake of Home Alone starring Blanket Jackson, because Macaulay Culkin is not his biological father. Earlier today, The Sun wrote up an interesting fairy tale about how Macaulay donated sperm which was used to conceive Blanket. Side-eyes galore!

TMZ contacted Macaulay’s rep who said this: “The inquiries are too preposterous for us to even acknowledge.

Yes, his rep used the word “preposterous.” Yes, his rep might be Mary Poppins. Yes, spokeswhores should definitely use the word “preposterous” more often.

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