Meet Steve, just a regular dude with a mullet who wanted to give the world a little taste of his soothing singing voice, but instead gave us an eyeful (and throatful, ugh).
On UK’s The X-Factor over the weekend, Steve sang “It’s My Party” while the judges and audience laughed at the major party going on in his crotch area. And what in the Elephantitis hell is going on in his crotch area? Steve either has a major case of Cisco Adler-itis or he’s got peen for daaaaaays. Or maybe he stuffed a Susan Boyle doll down there for good luck?
Poor Steve. All he wants to do is sing, but his big bulge just won’t let him be great.