Believe It, Asshole!

August 31, 2009 / Posted by:

Chris Brown is pulling the “Iz Had Amnezah” card by saying he doesn’t remember Ike Turnering Alien Princess RiRi.

In an interview with Larry King which airs on Wednesday night, Chris Brown said that when he read about the details of that night, he couldn’t believe it, “I just look at it like, wow. I’m in shock, because that’s not who I am as a person…I don’t know what to think. It’s just like, wow. When I look at it now, it’s just like, wow, like, I can’t — I can’t believe that — that actually happened.

WOW. Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It’s like, wow. WOW.

Notice how he says “I can’t believe that happened,” instead of saying “I can’t believe I did that.” Ugh. How hard is it just to admit you’re a dick, say you’re sowwy and then lock yourself in a room with a therapist for a few months? Chris needs new people!

When Larry asked Chris if he still loves RiRi, he said, “I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn’t go away.

Chris should just let See ‘N Say do all the talking for him from now on, because he’s not doing himself any favors by opening up his mouth.

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