Afternoon Crumbs
Vadge isn’t the only one who cares about gypsies – Popeater
When Playboy is no longer taking your calls, Twitter your titties – Hollywood Tuna
There must be a giant dick running behind Katie Holmes – Popsugar
Squinty Zellweger and B.Coop are still main homegirls – Lainey Gossip
The other dude from Twilight in Teen Vogue – Just Jared
Morena Baccarin from Firefly isn’t wearing any clothes – Egotastic!
Kate Walsh and her coochie cutters for the lord (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Lil’ Grandpa needs to calm her dick down – Towleroad
Mark this day in your calendars, because Sarah Harding doesn’t look utterly wasted – Holy Moly!
And this is how Miss Tits4Jesus is trying to become relevant – Celebitchy
News you can snooze to: Ceiling Eyes is leaving The Hills – ICYDK
Breaking! Kristin Cavawhatever can hold a glass and walk at the same time – Cityrag
What’s worse than having to drink gallons of barley water? Being photographed with Miley Cyrus – Hollywood Rag
It was nice of AnnaLynne McCord to give a truck stop stripper’s hosuit a second life – I’m Not Obsessed
K.D. Lang will always find a way to get in your shot – SOW