Truth is, I’m only posting these pictures of Cisco Adler with his piece in Malibu, because it gives me yet another reason to link to (SAFE FOR EVERYONE…. I’m lying…NSFW) a picture of his Slinky sacks. Every pair of eyeballs on this planet must view Cisco’s looooong “hamsters in a hammock” nutsack at least TWICE (double your displeasure).
To answer my own question, yes, I’d hit it. Well, I want to see those things in action. But I wouldn’t let him hit it from the back. Those things could wrap around and bust one of my eyes out or punch me in the stomach. Actually, it’s probably best that you wear a full-body armor suit (with a hole for your fuck part) when taking on Cisco’s wrecking ballsack.
And if 10-mile long balls aren’t your thing, I also threw in some pictures of Jockey-lover Gavin Rossdale on the same beach as Cisco.