True Beauty Alert!

August 29, 2009 / Posted by:

No, no, no, no, no….I’m not talking about the artist currently known as RiRi. I’m talking about the glittery gold goddess behind her! Homegirl is like a sexier, fresher, hotter version of Brooke Hogan! You know, if Brooke Hogan took her estrogen pills every day the way she’s supposed to! The gold goddess is getting it. Even RiRi had to put on her sunglasses, because her eyes couldn’t take the sunshiney rays beaming off of the gold beauty.

Here’s Alien Princess RiRi with her little brother and the gold goddess outside of The Lion King on Broadway last night. RiRi styled her hair like Zazu just for the occasion. And apparently, the paps told RiRi about DJ AM’s death, so that why she looks so shocked. Yes, the paps are the new Twitter.

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