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August 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Mischief the cursing cat (not verified) of AustraliaRobert ‘RJ’ Duncan of the Northern Territory of Australia claims his cat has a Dlisted-approved vocabulary. According to Robert, Mischief can say up to seven words: mum, no, now, what, why, fuck and prick yet. Robert says that Mischief has been known to call him a “fucking prick” on many occasions.

Robert, who might be on the wrong stuff, said, “He can’t say ‘dad’ yet, which is a bit of a prick. That’s how he got the word ‘prick’ I reckon, because I say it a lot. In the evening time, if you don’t drop whatever you’re doing and pay attention to him, he calls you ‘fucking prick’. If he really cracks the sh-ts, he’ll piss in his drinking water just to let you know he’s really shitty.

But when the Northern Territory News arrived so that Mischief could curse them the hell out, the puss wasn’t say shit. On a second visit, Robert got Mischief to say “mum.” Yeah, so Robert could be pulling all of our dicks (and probably is), but even a story about a swearing pussy works for me. I’m easy.

A Professor of Pussy in Australia is giving a side-eye to Robert’s claims and thinks something in the milk ain’t clean, “Cats don’t engage the lips and tongue in the way a human does, which is needed to make consonants. I find it very hard to believe — their mouths aren’t that mobile. How does a cat say a ‘p’, anatomically? I don’t think it’s possible.”

If Mischief really can curse a trick out, then all we need to do is teach him the “cunt” word and he can be Dlisted’s official spokespuss!

(For Amanda)

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