The Cokey Jewel Snatcher Of Hollywood Strikes Again?

August 28, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re ever in the company of LiLo, you better protect any valuable joo-ree you’re wearing with The Club, or else you might not ever see it again! Radar Online is reporting that XIV Karats is getting ready to take legal action against Blohan, because she hasn’t returned $2 million dollars worth of jewels she borrowed from them over two months ago.

XIV Karats kept getting on Blohan’s ass to return their shit and she finally said that she didn’t have it anymore, because someone snatched it from her safe. We knew this was coming. The source said, “Lindsay claimed that they had been stolen from her safe. They’ve disappeared. XIV are not happy about it. The jewels were in Lindsay’s care and they were only on a loaner, they were expected to be returned. If something is not resolved soon there will be legal action taken.”

Michael Lohan, Blohan’s unofficial spokesbitch, defended his daughter by saying, “Lindsay didn’t take anything from them. They lent her jewelry and she has to give it back to them. That’s all I know. She has no intention of keeping any of it. So I guess they’re sorting it out.”

More like, “She’s snorting it up.”

XIV Karats needs more internet in their life, so that they could’ve known about Blohan’s thieving ways beforehand. At this point, even Claire’s won’t loan her shit.

Here’s White Oprah’s child leaving Bardot in Hollywood looking like a freshly bloomed daffodil covered in spring dew drops.

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