Smell Like A Kardassian

August 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Since they will give a perfume to absolutely anyone (I’m sure even your dealer has one), it’s no surprise that Kim Kardassian is coming out with her own queef juice in a bottle.

Kim said that her fragrance will start collecting dust in the storage room of a Walgreens sometime next year. Kim added, “Collaborating with Lighthouse Beauty was a really creative, innovative process. What’s so different about their approach is that they have worked closely with me on all aspects of my fragrance, the bottle, the juice, and even our distribution strategy so I can develop a product that truly represents me and speaks to my fans. Because of their commitment to including me in the process, the fragrance really captures who I am.

Hmm….Really capture who she is? That means Kim’s perfume will smell like Brandy’s first piss of the morning (Ray J wasn’t available), piping hot butt crack butter, Khloe’s nustack sweat, the blood from a warthog Khloe caught during her midnight hunt and desperation (which basically smells like Kourtney’s saliva).

Not only will Kim’s perfume make you smell like a real asshole, but it can also help to relieve the pain of a jellyfish sting.


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