ILLEGAL: Mimi Covers Foreigner

August 28, 2009 / Posted by:

Happeh Fridaaaaay. If you need a good reason to fall back into a coma, just click play above. It’s Mimi’s cover of Foreigner’sI Want To Know What Love Is” off of her new album Memoirs of a Hello Kitty Fucker.

Okay, we all know Mimi loves to rub her Hello Tittays all over 80s power ballads (i.e. “Take a Look At Me Now,” “Open Arms,” and “Against All Odds“), but this made my ear drums pass out and my eyelids hit my cheeks (I’m writing this with my braille keyboard).

And apparently, this is Mimi’s single! Expect this song to be the cause of 99% of all traffic accidents. As soon as this Ambien serenade comes on the radio, hos will fall into a deep slumber. While they are skipping through the butterfly butt fuck clouds, their cars will be careening off the road! So if you want to listen to this song while driving, you better snort a strong upper beforehand.

That being said, I really can’t wait to see Mimi’s horny ass frolicking in a bikini in the video for this shit.

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