Afternoon Crumbs

One of KFed’s rogue sperm fishes spotted on Google Earth – Towleroad

Megan Fox should be slapped for wearing those shoes – Just Jared

Greeeat, now the paps are actually answering Megan Hauserman’s phone calls – Egotastic!

Chicks love Robert Cavalli’s distressed leather moobies (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Shiloh came down from her crystal and ivory tower to go buy a newspaper with her Saint Angie – Lainey Gossip

Christina Ricci’s infinityhead is looking erect – Hollywood Tuna

I guess Courtney Love’s untied sandalboots are the least of her problems – ICYDK

Brit Brit’s weave doesn’t look swampalicious for once, but those BOOTS. THOSE BOOTS! – Popsugar

Serena Williams sexes up her wax figure – Hollywood Rag

Shouldn’t Russell Brand have been eating pineapple during a beej instead of a plum? – I’m Not Obsessed

RiRi does a bad impersonation of Grace Jones on Vogue Italia – Socialite Life

Just another reason to not get involved with the aliens – Celebitchy

Katie Price is already text fucking other dudes – Holy Moly!

Whore pit viper – Celebslam

Drunks have moves – Cityrag

Rayanne Graff popped out royalty – Popeater