British mother of the year (sorry, Katie Price), expert snorter, cocaine tape star and overall busted down mess, Kerry Katona, was arrested last night in Warrington after she punched her money man and threw a perfectly good cup of tea on him. I bet if there was a little codeine powder or whiskey in that cup of tea she wouldn’t have been so wasteful!
The story goes that Kerry went to visit with her accountant at his office and while they were going through her accounts, she flipped the fuck out like me when my cable freezes during a very important episode of Property Virgins (true story). Kerry’s accountant must have told her that all the money has somehow ended up her nose hole (or his pockets), because bitch went ballistic. The Sun says she started throwing office equipment around before she turned on her accountant. A source went on to say, “David started yelling back so she grabbed a cup of tea and threw it in his face – and punched him in the chops again for good measure.”
After Kerry busted and bruised a bitch, she jumped into her car and sped out of there. A few hours later came a knocking at her door. Knock! Knock! You’re arrested. Kerry was taken down to the station, quizzed (I’m speaking British!) and released. Kerry has to go back to the police station in the near future for another Q&A session.
This is just another shit nugget on Kerry’s head. And yes, the shit nuggets keep coming from her own ass. Kerry is basically bankrupt. She already lost her job as spokeswhore for the supermarket chain Iceland after that video of her Lohan-ing a line of coke surfaced. Kerry’s reality show on MTV was also canceled after ratings went into the toilet.
Kerry’s accountant isn’t a total victim. Dude went to the chokey in 2004 for fraud after investigators found £3.5 million of his clients money in his personal account.
Well, Kerry, you’re broke like a Real Housewife, you’ve got the fever for the bad shit and you’re a total shit mom….. There’s only one thing to do: pack up, move to the US and get your own Vh1 reality show! Or TLC. Your pick!