Mean Anne Heche Is Mean
Celestia, the rightful Queen of Planet CRAZY, trashed her ex-husband Coley Laffoon on Letterman last night and now he’s responding. And he’s really really sad-faced about it!
Coley, who you know was wearing a pair of pajamas he had on for 3 days straight, told UsWeekly, “After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television.”
HA. HA. And HA. I love how he’s making sure we know he has some kind of job and isn’t sitting around waiting for the mailman to stroll up with another check from Anne. I mean, you know he was really trying to beat the last level on Fallout 3. Which is totally a full-time job in itself.
Coley also responded to Anne on his Facebook page, “I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn’t good for the soul or positive for her child. It’s mean.”
Coley should’ve just echoed what the majority has already said about Anne by issuing this statement: “CRAZY BITCH.” It’s simple, to the point and doesn’t take a lot of keystrokes. Then Coley could have gone back to making skidmarks and organizing his animal crackers by species.