It Looks Like Celestia Is Back

Actually, I don’t think Celestia ever left the building. So, everyone, Ellen Degeneres’ former scissor sister is still a card-carrying member of The Batshit Crazy Club. Check her wallet, you know she has a card and everything. In fact, I’m sure she’s chapter president.

Anne Heche brought the crazies in a big way to Letterman last night. When Letterman asked Celestia about her ex-husband Coley Laffoon (I can’t with that name), she raised her dress and shat all over him. Anne said he was a “lazy ass” who does the dick slappy dance every time he gets a check in the mail from her. Anne also launched caca bombs on the idea of marriage and said Letterman did the wrong thing by getting hitched to his lover. Anne, who has a PHD in lunacy, said, “Don’t get married. Forever engaged is a wonderful romantic thing to do.”

Taking marriage advice from Anne Heche is like taking mental health advice from Anne Heche. That being said, talking trash about your ex on national TV isn’t a smart thing to do, but it is an entertaining one! I love it when this crazy bitch opens up her arms and unleashes the unbridled fuckery. Celestia, come back and visit us soon!

And you know, Portia de Rossi turned to Ellen and said, “You actually ate this wacko’s snatch?”