One of LiLo’s used dirty q-tips or Jenna Jameson? – Hollywood Tuna
MK Olsen needs a Sharpie – Popsugar
What in the Forces of Nature Hell is that on Sandra Bullock’s body? – Lainey Gossip
Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are halfway hugging, which totally means they are getting married and having triplets – Just Jared
Divine is laughing from heaven at this – Towleroad
Tori Amos is my kind – Hollywood Rag
Duh – ICYDK
If you want to fuck Tony Romo just become friends with his girlfriend – Celebitchy
The Seinfeld hos reunite on EW – I’m Not Obsessed
Well, at least Tater’s dress is pretty. Not really, I’m just trying to be nice here – Socialite Life
Mickey Rourke looking super sessy as usual – Holy Moly!
When noobs take over – Cityrag
QUICK PROGRAMMING NOTE: My ass has to run to the free clinic (see this post), so I’ll be out for a quick minute. I’ll be back later this afternooooooon.