You Saw This Coming

August 26, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Over the weekend, Blohan’s Casa de Crackie was broken into and thieves snatched a safe as well as some other crap. Michael Lohan put on his obvious cap and said he believes it was an inside job. Michael plans to get to the bottom of it! Don’t worry, Detective La Toya isn’t going to waste her stellar investigative skills on this case. It’s way too obvious for her.

Yesterday, Blohan co-signed her father’s claim on Twatter: “that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me.”

The Chicago Sun-Times says that some of those things that “meant a lot” to her include “very incriminating videos and photos.” A source added that Blohan will be all sorts of embarrassed if any of it got out. FOR WHY THE EFF WHY?! We’ve already seen (don’t click on this) Blohan’s carniceria in all its gory, so there’s not much else that can embarrass her even more.

On second thought, maybe they stole the director’s cut of Labor Pains. If that’s the case, then I’m scared too.

Tags: thievery, Yeah Okay, Zachary Quinto

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