The Gold Digger Of The Real Housewives Of Orange County Is A Millionairess

August 26, 2009 / Posted by:

On the reunion show for The Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen Rossi said that her rich sugar pepaw didn’t leave her trillions of dollars when he went off to heaven. Well, TMZ says that Gretchen’s dead fiance, Jeff Beitzel, left her around $2.5 million.

Apparently, Jeff’s ex-wives (he has a clan of them) are shaking their fists and farting at Gretchen’s direction, because they are not happy she got so much money.

Gretchen wants everyone to know that she loved loved loved Jeff and is disgusted that hating bitches think she was with him only because he kept her slathered in diamonds. Because of this, Gretchen is donating all of the money to charity. SIKE! Bitch is keeping that cash!

But you know, Gretchen deserves it, because she put her career (HA!!) on hold to take care of Jeff. And by “take care of Jeff,” I mean call him every other day while she was partying in Lake Havasu and shaking her Tupperware tittays in Las Vegas. We should raise our glasses of Sanka and Red Bull to Gretchen, because she truly is the Florence Nightingale of gold diggers.

And here’s some pictures from last month of Gretchen still mourning the loss of her fiance by frolicking on the beach with a used laxative who goes by the name of Slade Smiley.

P.S. – Now that Gretchen is a millionaire, maybe she can give Tamra a loan!

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