Kourtney Kardashian has been quiet the past few days, so I figured someone finally picked her up, put her in a corner, stuck a pacifier in her mouth and turned on a baby mobile so that she could be mesmerized by the fancy moving parts for a while. Well, Kourtney is back and she’s brought a friend!
Kourtney and her brainmate Kendra Wilkinson are talking about breastfeeding in the new issue of UsWeekly. You know this is going to hurt.
Kendra says: “I was so scared that I wasn’t going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, ‘That’s fine, but it’s not milk yet!’”
Kourtney added: “They say usually you can breast-feed with implants. I want to.”
Then both of their fetuses jumped out of their bodies, ran to Pennsylvania and jumped into Kate Gosselin’s womb. It’s that serious.
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