Patrick Stump, the lead singer of Fall Out Boy, was busted in Beverly Hills last night, because he makes music that makes you want to angrily pluck your pubic hairs out with a pair of hot tweezers. Disturbing the peace! No, he was arrested for driving without a license.
TMZ says that Patrick paid up the $15,000 bail and was released back in the world.
The only reason I’m posting this shit is because I don’t think I’ve ever seen Patrick without a hat on. I figured that shit was permanently stitched into his skull skin. And Patrick should be proud of himself this morning. His mug shot is a shoo-in for Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians and that’s an achievement!