Wino Is Suing Blaaaake’s Mommy

August 25, 2009 / Posted by:

When Blaaaaaaaake was marinating in a jail cell, the love of his life (after smoking a few hits of the bad shit) Amy Wino sent him beautiful heart-heaving love letters that she wrote using liquid heroin, so that he could lick up her words for a quick buzz. I made up that last part, but that’s a tip for next time, Wino! It’s on the house! Anyway, Blaaaaake’s mom, the glamorous Georgette, got a hold of one of the letters and peddled it to the highest bidder. The Wino didn’t like that and now she’s suing the trick!

The Sun reports that Wino has filed a lawsuit against Georgette for copyright infringement. Wino wants £50,000 as compensation. One source close to Wino said, “Amy was furious the private letter was used to make money.”

The thing is Wino probably doesn’t even remember writing the letter, because she was higher than Courtney Love’s Twitter at the time. That doesn’t mean it was right for Georgette to turn the letter out and put it on the ho stroll, but it takes a lot of money to look that glamorous!

If Georgette wasn’t to able to maintain her beauty, who else would run around looking like a post-menopausal Rizzo from Grease. Seriously, if Rizzo divorced Kenickie, turned to crank to the heal pain, accidentally got knocked up by Danny Zuko (ESCANDALO), sold the baby to Sandy for a coupon book and then finally got her life together by joining a sober living group called “The Polka Dot Ladies,” she would look exactly like Georgette. And that’s exactly what we need in this world. So if Georgette needs to sell some letter to keep looking this glamorous, then I say do it! Wino will understand one day.

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