Protecting The Bass

August 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Lance Bass left a night club in London on Sunday night with a sessy piece wearing my mom’s favorite Easter blouse and some kind of necklace/scarf thing. A scarlace, perhaps?

Lance piece ‘o the night wasn’t happy about the paps taking pictures, so he took matters into his own *fierce* hands! Don’t laugh! Bitch is serious. Look at him shoving Lance’s head into his pit with one hand while keeping the other limpy hand looking faaaabulous. Those paps shouldn’t have effed with him. Dude can sashay circles around you and make you dizzy. If that didn’t work, he could blind you with his fart glitter. Luckily, the paps knew that fucking with a unicorn was not the way, so they backed off. Meanwhile, Lance laughed the entire time. Just like us!

And by the way, I would not appreciate some dude shoving my head in his pit zone. Unless you’ve got a dick hanging out of your armpit, my head goes in the crotch area.

Tags: Flavor of Love, Gay

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