A Big Glass Of Doucheade

August 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Leave it to Jon Grosselin to make a delicious cup of lemonade look like something his peen hole gargled up and spit out. Yesterday in Reading, PA, Jon and six members of the child army sold lemonade for a local firefighters charity while cameras were rolling. Of Course.

It was for charity, but Jon still made it all about him by wearing that t-shirt. Can the Thompson Twins please sue this twat for copyright infringement, because when I hear their song, I don’t want to think of Jon’s nasty ass.

If Jon really wanted to make a bunch of money for charity, he wouldn’t sell lemonade, he would sell punches to his face. Jon is made out of douchedough, so it wouldn’t even hurt! Even Kate Gosselin’s rabid possum head would find a way to escape from its owner so that it could spend 4 weeks worth of its allowance to bust Jon in the mug over and over again.

Tags: Dumbasses, I Can't With You, The Gosselins, Uncomfortable

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