The rumors about Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston doing lovey dovey stuff together off-camera just won’t die! Last month, Gerry shot down the whispers by saying he wasn’t a chinny chaser. Or something. Well, now People is saying that Gerry and Jenny got all touchy with each other in NYC on Saturday night.
One source said that the big dudeslut and the eternal cat lady started out their night by having dinner at Freeman’s on the Lower East Side. After they finished there, they farted on over to the lounge at The Jane Hotel where “witnesses” say they were “holding hands.” What the witnesses didn’t say is that both Jenny and Gerry’s pr whores were on either side of them holding a pistol to their heads while screaming “HOLD HANDS NOW!” I mean, she has a movie coming out, he has a movie coming out, they are filming a movie together…it all works out!
I refuse to believe that a huge whore like Gerry holds hands in a bar. That’s a little too sweet for his ass. Sluts don’t hold hands, they hold genitals and tittays. So, all publicists involved need to hold a pow wow over a bong and try again.
Here’s Gerry and Jenny on the neverending shoot for The Bounty in NYC today.