Open Post: Hosted By Lily Allen

August 24, 2009 / Posted by:

At yesterday’s V Festival, Lily Allen showed off her surfboard tittays by wearing an ensemble fit for a Hunts Point vagina vendor. It’s Hookerpatra!

Yes, most toddlers have bigger chichis than Lily, but slutwear is for everybody! It really is. If you’ve got a massive “gut over bagina,” throw some mesh on it and hit the streets. If you’ve got three ass cheeks, stuff ’em into some spandex and call it a day. And if you’re like Lily and you’ve got bubbies the size of lentil been seeds, then throw on a bodysuit you found in Frederick’s training bra section and git it!

HO SHIT: It’s everyone’s right (sarcasm).

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