It’s Me Or The Booze!

August 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Before we start, the true beauty all the way to the right owns this picture and she knows it. Now that we got that out of the way, let’s get to messy ass Melanie Griffith.

Melanie’s rep tells Star Magazine that she has shuffled off to Lindsay Lohan’s old snorting grounds, Cirque Lodge in Utah. Melanie’s rep is trying to pass it off like some kind of tune-up. Dude farted in our eyes when he said, “She is there to reinforce her commitment to stay healthy. This is part of a routine plan that was designed between her and her doctors years ago.”

But a source close to Melanie claims Antonio Banderas threatened to quit her ass if she didn’t quickly back away from the bottle. Those are fightin’ words! The source said, “The reason Melanie checked in was her husband was demanding that she get clean and sober. He told her that if she didn’t get the help she needed it would be the end of their marriage.

Another source added that Antonio is holding her hand as she tries to get the bad shit demon off her back, “Melanie’s struggling right now, but Antonio has been checking in on her as much as he is allowed, making sure she gets back on her feet.”

You know, if I had to choose between Antonio Banderas’ peen and booze, I’d probably choose the wang too. I mean, a bottle of Jack isn’t going to make that pussay pop. Well, unless you put a little lube on the end of the bottle and… Okay, I’ll stop.

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