A Quote From A Half-Melted Dildo

August 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Heidi Montag on who she looks up to:

I grew up watching Britney Spears. That’s someone I inspire to be, you know, like, career wise. I think the world is ready for the next pop star and I’m ready to be the next pop galaxy, so here we go.

In the words of Heidi’s long-lost, prettier twin sister Chrissy Crocker: “LEEEEEEAVE BRITNEY ALOOOOONE!!!

And what in the name of Spencer Pratt’s butt tampon is she talking about? Heidi should inspire (we’re speaking her language) to have at least one working brain cell before she goes off making such big plans.

VIA Access Hollywood

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