Wino’s Triumphant Return!

August 23, 2009 / Posted by:

The former Crackie of Camden made a surprise appearance at yesterday’s V Festival in England during The Specials’ set! During the end of their set, their lead singer Terry Hall threw a few crack rocks on the stage floor and out came Wino! Since she was already there, she decided to pick up a mic and sing a couple of tunes with them! Wino didn’t hawk any cokey loogies or bust any bitches in the face, so some say it was a successful performance for her. Personally, my nipples touch the sky every time Wino knocks a skank in the teefs for effing with her during a performance, but I understand that’s not the way (but it really is).

Below is a clip of Wino performing with The Specials. This will make every drug dealer in the UK weep a million tears and question whether or not they are in the right business, because Wino actually looks sober-ish.

This performance was so important that even SpongeBob SquarePants traveled all the way from his gay ass Pineapple house to witness this monumental moment! Or maybe he was just there for the smack?

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