Mickey Rourke Is Bringing The Sex To Croatia

August 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Quick! Put a cork in your fuck hole, because you know it’s about to blooooow! You will not be able to contain yourself while gazing at these pictures of the scalding hot adonis that is Mickey Rourke!

You know you’re going to eat a giant stuffed roasted chicken dinner tonight with all the fixings. You’re going to lick every greasy bone while fantasizing about Mickey’s rotisserie tittays. Do not deny it! My no-no lips just crumpled up into my love cave (copyright: Tracy). Although, that might not have anything to do with Mickey. Sometimes my ass lips observe Sundays. Go figure.

Here’s Mickey and some piece making the sea creatures bust jizz bombs in Dubrovnik, Croatia.

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