Attention All Dudes, This Could Be Yours (Maybe)

August 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Those dudes out there who love nothing more than to caress their huevos against a piece of rough weathered leather are in luck! The Real Housewives of Orange County’s very own Lynne Curtin might be quitting her husband for good! That’s what Radar Online says anyway. Apparently, Lynne isn’t happy that they are about to be kicked out of their house for not paying $12,000 and she’s blaming it all on her husband Frank.

A source (*cough*Tamra*cough*) said, “Lynne blames Frank for all of their financial problems. She thinks Frank has been hiding the bills from her. Frank doesn’t want a divorce but he may not have any choice here.

IN THIS ECONOMY, Frank’s business isn’t doing too well and he hasn’t really had a job in 2 years. Leather polish doesn’t come cheap and Lynne uses gallons of it to keep her hide looking shiny, so she’s going to have to find a new wallet to fuck on.

Eff Frank! Lynne doesn’t need his ass anyway! You know……since Steven Tyler is out of the game for a little while, Lynne should temporarily take his place so that Aerosmith’s tour can go on! Nobody would ever know. All problems solved!

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