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August 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Larry H. Parker – A lawyer/local commercial icon in Southern California. “Larry H. Parker got me $2.1 million” is the phrase of my childhood! When I was a kid, I even recorded his commercial on Vhs so I could watch that shit. A few years ago, I talked to some ho who told me “Larry H. Parker’s office screwed me over!” I had to immediately take a shot of something strong, plug my ears and scream “ImnothearingthisImnothearingthis.” I wasn’t going to let that bitch ruin the pristine image of my favorite lawyer! Below is Larry’s “$2.1 million” commercial from 1986.

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