McSteamy and the Noxzema Girl ran out of Hollywood for Santa Barbara a few days after their boring ass plate of steamed parsnips they call a “nekkid tape” leaked on the internet. These twats need to be in their bed with the covers over their face! They should be ashamed for filming something that didn’t include of the following: a) wet parts bumping so hard it sounds like a fat kid farting or b) Eric Dane’s McPeeny standing proud and lit by three spotlights. Their video didn’t have either of those things, so Keyboard Cat needs to play their weak asses off!
Hopefully, while they’re in Santa Barbara, they will put down the pipe, pick up the camera and try again. Do better, Noxzema Girl and McSteamy! We know you can.