Saints vs. Aliens

August 21, 2009 / Posted by:

I’m sure that while they were filming Interview with a Vampire, Tommy Girl snuck into Brad Pitt’s trailer one day while he was taking a long stoner nap and cut a lock of his dick bush so that he could rub it against his glazed b-hole every chance he got. Well, that lock of pubies will be going into the fire, because Brad Pitt is talking trash about Tommy’s fine work!

In an interview with the German magazine Stern (via People), Brad Pitt said that Inglourious Basterds is the greatest Nazi movie of all-time, “The second World War could still deliver more stories and films, but I believe that Quentin put a cover on that pot. With Basterds, everything than can be said to this genre has been said. The film destroys every symbol. The work is done, end of story.”

I haven’t seen Basterds, but judging by the trailer, it looks like the only thing this movie destroys is the Southern accent. Brad Pitt makes Anna Paquin (aka “Sookeh Iz Mahn“) sound like she was born in a giant bowl of grits floating in the Bayou.

And when asked about Tommy Girl’s Valkyrie, Brad Pitt went there, “It was a ridiculous movie.”

Yes, Brad, because you as a baby suffering from Ali Lohan syndrome wasn’t all sorts of ridiculous? Really, Brad, really? In the battle of ridiculousness, I don’t what was more ridiculous: Brad Pitt as a pepaw toddler or Tommy Girl’s poodle hair. It’s a toss-up.

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