When you’re looking for a quick piece, most of us go to Craigslist, AdultFriendFinder, the bar at Howard Johnson’s or a random alley. Not Cameron Diaz. That bitch just goes to her IMDB page and picks out which former co-star she’s going to grease up! Cameron has already allegedly been through Leonardo DiCaprio and Jude Law. And now, The Sun is saying that Cameron was out on a date with everyone’s favorite flea nest Keanu Reeves and she was trying to impress him with her hamburger swallowing skills. Sucioness.
A witness-type said, “They looked very cosy. Cameron was stuffing her burger in her mouth and playing up the fact that she has that wide mouth. Keanu was laughing – it was strange to see him giggling like that as he’s regarded as a bit serious.”
Yes, because a Pizza Face stuffing a mound of ground beef in her mouth is really going to make Keanu’s dick butter sizzle. Unless the dude is into scat, that shit is not going to turn him on. And if Cameron wants to show off what a fatty fat fat mouth she has, all she has do to is say something.