Open Post: Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld And His Hot Hos

August 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Let’s see, if you want two hot pieces to follow you around wherever you go, you have to do the following: sell your soul to the devil so you can age 300 years without dying, get a vampire/zombie hybrid to turn you, get a job making millions of dollars selling overpriced shit and dress like an old-timey piano player who happens to be a major Cher fan. Hmmm. Seems easy. I better get to work!

Here’s the Crypt Keeper of FABULOUSNESS with two walking sex sticks in St. Tropez yesterday.

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