Mah Boo Talks To Kim Zolciak

August 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Mah Boo took a little break from writing me lengthy love letters with his silver peen (LET ME DREAM) to call into Watch What Happens Live last night to talk to The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak.

We all know that Mah Boo percolates for NeNe and she has nothing to worry about. I don’t think Mah Boo will be hand feeding Kim’s wig Bon Bons anytime soon. Speaking of the polyester shrub on Kim’s head, Mah Boo actually said he had no idea she wore a wig until she admitted it on the reunion show. Fuck me on a tightrope, because Mah Boo is telling lies! You know he’s been to a drag show or fifty, so I’m sure his wigdar is working just fine.

Mah Boo also asked Kim how she makes money and her answer was something like: “Well, I have a nursing degree and I waitressed full-time….five years ago. Big Poppa supports me now.” Bitch, stop the foolery and just say it loud and proud: “I’M A WHORE!!!” It’s totally what she writes down on her tax returns under occupation, so she should just be real about it. There’s nothing wrong with sucking wang for wigs!

I leave you with the walking Museum of Wigs at JFK the other day.

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