Jennifer Aniston Actually Has A Fan

August 21, 2009 / Posted by:

It’s hotter than a cat’s pussy in NYC, so I can completely understand that Jennifer Aniston needs a big ass fan to keep her ovaries from shriveling up, but DAMN! While you’re bitching about your job in your air-conditioned cubicle, think of the poor sap who spent all afternoon being a human fan stand. Jennifer should’ve taken some pity on that tortured soul and picked up a Twidildo instead. Freeze it, fuck it and stay frosty for hours.

If that was me, I would’ve “accidentally” tipped that fan onto her head, so that her prized locks would get tangled in that shit. I know, this is why I don’t have nice things.

Here’s more of Aniston on the set of that movie that will never ever finish shooting. And look, Jenny had herself a threesome with a hot black stud and a blonde bitch right there on the sidewalk. Git git git it, Aniston!

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