It’s Just Entertainment!

August 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Yesterday in NYC, Billy Ray Cyrus was whoring out Hellman’s Mayonnaise during some event when Access Hollywood (via UsWeekly) asked him what he thought about Miley’s pole dance on an ice cream cart at the Teen Choice Awards. Okay, why does it feel both inappropriate and appropriate for Billy Ray to be talking about his 16-year-old daughter working the pole while holding a big load of a creamy white substance in his hand? Billy makes it so so easy.

After Billy thought about it and made a mayo pie in his pants, he answered, “You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people. She loves singing [and] songwriting. I always tell her to love what you’re doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion. I give my kids a lot of freedom to make the art they wanna make, and make it in their own voice. I think it’s important.

Papa Joe, you better take care of this haggard possum (no relation to Kate Gosselin), because he is stealing your ACT! Billy Ray’s pimp hand might be mightier than Papa Joe’s. Take cover!

Yes, Miley, keep shaking those pork chops for the lord, because it entertains so many people. And by “so many people,” I mean Billy Ray’s NOT RIGHT areas.

And I’m sure that in 90 years, our children’s great great grandchildren will walk into the Louvre in Paris and see a video of Miley’s prostitot thrust right next to the Mona Lisa and Heidi Montag’s Playboy cover. Billy Ray is so right. It’s art.

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