Afternoon Crumbs

RUDE! This is how Glamberace treats a perfectly good dildo? Wait, maybe it didn’t sparkle. Fuckit, kick that shit back then! – Towleroad

Erika Christensen Twitters her titties – Egotastic!

Hey, didn’t Hugh Grant pretend to work for Horse & Hound magazine in Notting Hill? That’s all I got – Popsugar

Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens sharing tips on how to leak your own nekkid pictures at just the right time – Hollywood Tuna

Sookeh and Beeehl Compton buying coffee beans – Just Jared

Hayden Panatroll is bumping it with the owner of Pink Taco. That whole sentence should be illegal – Holy Moly!

This source needs to get their facts straight! Paula Abdul didn’t want a “private jet,” she wanted a private vet who would freely prescribe her Ketamine! I reached far for that one – I’m Not Obsessed

Katie Price is truly a lady in every way (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Squinty Z needs to do something about her hitchhiker hair – Lainey Gossip

Ashlee Simpson’s chin looks like it’s made out of silly putty – Cityrag

Big shock! Jude Law has got the memory of a big whore – ICYDK

This is how The Weasel is trying to become relevant – Popeater

And the Honorary Oscar of 2010 goes to…SHILOH! – Celebitchy

GISELE BUNDCHEN ISN’T PREGNANT, SHE’S JUST A FAT MAN-STEALING BITCH (Disclaimer: Bridget Moynahan wrote that) – Hollywood Rag

Aubrey O’Day working her baby head cleavage – Popoholic

Kanye West and Susan Powter walk the stroll – Socialite Life